His screen name was: “StayWet_N_Ready” So I was automatically intrigued. I was happy at the prospect of hooking up with a power bottom that could take dick all night long. When I saw his pics I was immediately turned on so I set up a time for us to fuck. It was one of my worst sex sessions to date. No matter how much lube I used he couldn’t take the whole dick and I heard “Oooo. Ouch. Wait. Slow down.” so many times that I stuck my dick in his mouth just so he would shut up. “StayWet_N_Ready” my ass!!
Please make sure your on-line screen names match who you really are. Don’t have screen names like “BigBooty69” if you know you have a little ass and achieved those big booty pics thru tricky camera angles. If you’re reading this and you have a screen name like “KingDingALing” knowing your dick is so small you piss on your balls- Delete That! Your screen name should not be something like “DickUDown” when you cum in the first 5 minutes of sex or “CorporateThug” when you‘re Fem with no job.
P.S.A: Use Screen Names That You Can Live Up To
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awe, corporate thug.
Delightful.
You were missed.
You should sue them for deceptive advertising!
Amen! I so agree with you TOY! False advertising!
lol wow those screen names, but anyways, I don't like liers, if you gonna get down with the get down I wanna know all your shit first hand. I hate when dudes say their dick is this big and when it's time to get down they not even half the size they said initially, so keep it real.
Jimmy
I agree, but what exactly do you expect?
Men are all about the visual, and the enticement. They are not going to be hittin you up, if you have Joe Shmoe whatever as a screen name, it works to have a sexy name...it worked to get your ass.
It's all about putting your best foot forward, or best illusion forward, until you get the man....Sorry, but true.
I've been there and it had nothing to do with tricky camera shots...now I'm not going to say it wasn't his booty and body in the pictures, but it damn sure was a few value meals ago, that the pictures he had online were taken.
For me those types of names send me running to the hills...."StayWet_N_Ready" keeps me StayingDryandChaffing and DickUDown, well IDickUNot...CorporateThug, well that may entice me...hmmm
“KingDingALing”
teehee
That is so funny....but it is true...anybody caught doing that kind of shit should be rendered immediate sterilization by primitive means...lol
great blog bud, and thanks for joining mine.
saludos,
raulito
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this is the downside of hooking up..not getting what u bargained for..i agree your screen name should match but pple want attention and canttakeit won't get any attention but when you go overboard u will get some attention...
next time...but its not like u dont have a good time ...u can have a bad experience now n again
I am going to start collecting the craziest screen names...
mine is NoPococknload
Maybe you misunderstood, and "StayWet_N_Ready" actually means he's into watersports?
I'm mad that at one point a dude with the screen name corporatethug hit me up talking about he was coming into town. If he was fem and jobless, I dodged a bullet!
Yet - in the age of information, people can use the internet to be everything they're not - so, I think we have to accept some responsibility for believing everything we read.
You're a riot!!!!
LOL.
And furthermore, why some people post a very sexual ad, but ain't ready to get down. (Suddenly they want to take it slow, and try to date.)
Glad u like Derek Fisher. posted him again today.
lol
too funny! It's always the bad ones that oversell themselves with hyped up screen names
have a great weekend
@Garcon: I agree...Sometimes, it's a reference you don't WANT to get...
"Dick so small you can piss on your balls" Hehehehe. I'm still giggling.
Heh...yeah unfortunately false advertising is rampant everywhere. You reminded me though it'd be so hot to meet an actual corporate thug. :-)
I'm sure we have all come across brothas with screen names that they have no way of living up to or even resemble. I agree with you, screen names should be accurate.
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If someone has to use a screen name to hide who they are, then why wouldn't they lie about something that's not going to help their cause. I mean who is going to call themselves "The 1 Minute Wonder" or "Needle Dick the Bug Fucker"?
SORRY I COULDN'T GET IT BEFORE!!!!!!
saw a synopsys and it sounded like fun!!!
i am NOT disappointed!!
but what does it say about my nickname???
TICKLEBEAR...
some think i'm a foot fetishist.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i came across a few of those,
'cause apparently, my feet...well!!...
but for a while,
i used "aintnobodyzbitch" on a bear site i favored for a while...
do i hear "power bottom"?
pushy bottom, my last ex would say.,...
and pushy i can be,
bringing you to the best you've ever been, if you dare...
:D~
no, i'm not selling, RSVP only...
but i must admit,
after spenmding way too much time on the web,
some men should think twice before picking one nickname over another,
as,
even if i haven't even met them,
i can already predict a failure to perform...
i hate running across a man thinking he's a top when he's actually only a wimp,
for fear of ever getting fucked himself.
i've been on both sides.
i prefer bottom.
it always gave me my best climaxes.
can you blame me for that?
but i know a top when i see one,
and i sure know when i see one that's NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i should give therapy sessions to those guys,
in search of a proper nickname...
really!!!!!!!
:D~
HUGZ
It's not just the screen names, it's the actual intentions these fools have. a guy i work with STAYS on A4A, Manhunt, etc staring at dick pics, talking about he wants a relationship!