Rubber Band Ass

EDITOR | CHIEF TOY COUTURE



There’s a couple different ass types out there and I think I’ve experienced them all. I’ve had the worst of asses and I’ve had the best of asses. Believe me when I tell you that you don’t know good ass like I know good ass. The goodness of ass can actually be gauged on a scale. On the far left dreaded end of the scale you’ve got that ‘Loose Booty’. Directly in the middle you have that ‘Good Booty’. On the far right marvelous end of the scale you’ve got that ’Rubber Band Ass’.
 
Rubber Band Ass my friend is the ass that form fits to your dick and no matter how often you beat it up and out; no matter how many guys were before you or after you; whenever you get back in it the ass feels absolutely the same. It snaps back and keeps a tight grip. I had a guy with ass like this once, and he knew it. The ass was so good I did something I never do. I actually tricked off and paid a couple of his bills. We weren’t even in a relationship but I didn’t care about a commitment because I was delightfully whipped.

One afternoon we met up because he had recently lost his cell phone and I had purchased him a new one. We did the exchange at my place and of course we had sex. Actually we had sex about 4 times. He was insatiable and he made sure that whenever we got together, by the time we parted ways there was never a drop of cum left in me. I loved it, that sexual appetite, and that rubber band ass of his. Later that evening I dropped him off at his homeboy's house because he had other plans, but I thought about him all night. So much so that the next day I texted him from work:

My Text: "I’ve been thinking about you all day. Last night was amazing. I can’t stop thinking about how good it feels when I’m inside you. You got me hooked by the way you let me fuck you anyway I want. I love how you keep suckin my dick even though you be choking too. Lets get together tonight. I miss yo ass."

His Reply: "Who’s this?"
:/

I decided then I was probably in a bad place mentally and needed to reevaluate something’s in my life. I never called him or answered his calls after that.

26 COMMENTS:

Duo said...

Ugh, I totally know what you mean - I've had that happen, where you can't stop thinking about someone and what a hot fuck it was last time (or the past few times), and then you text them and you get the "who's this?" response...

gee said...

i guess you weren't the only one who was whipped off of dat ass.. lol

a mess.

Eduardo Guize said...

"Who's this?" when you actually were pretty precise: "last night"... How many had he had the previous night"? That's a busy schedule... That ass was insatiable...

ToddyEnglish said...

Now that was a ho fa SHO!

Langston Baldwin said...

Hard chuckles- "who's this?" Oh ... LMAO for real.

Cogent Ascending said...

I just laughed out loud at work and got a bunch of dirty looks until I explained I was reading a gay sex blog. This didn't help.

THEGAYTEKEEPER said...

Good for you...who needs men like that hanging around?

corvedacosta said...

lol
that response could have been a mistake.

Monique said...

Definitely not someone you need to keep around, hun.

JACK said...

I've been on both sides of the "who's this" text. *sigh* That's usually the end-all, though - you did the right thing.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Thanks for the follow.

Hold on though, let us give rubber band the benefit of the doubt. Yeah! yeah! I know - what do I know! Could that have been an honest mistake? He may have been responding to another txt? No?

Jimmy De La Cruz said...

OMG that's why I don't really have casual sex because I get emotionally attached, and I hate that, since the other person just want a one-night stand and I'm looking for a relationship, but it was so sweet of you to get him a new phone. And by the way you said it, I def have a rubber band ass lol

Love you Toy =)

Jimmy
delastyle.blogspot.com

Curious said...

I have a feeling that he was just joking, I mean how many people could he have had in one night to forget who he was with?

Chet said...

Sprung! Hey good azz is good azz in most cases, but it appears you spent time with a whore... then again maybe ole boi wasn't serious when he replied "Whos this?" On second thought I have run across this guy recently that was talking to me on the phone and thought I was someone else, and even mentioned shyte that did not pretain to us at all, he was hitting dudes up online and in the street. Back to the point; good tight azz does do strange things to a brotha and for a brotha.

Qucifer said...

*Gasp* Dun Dun Dun

THAT fucking sucks! when you've had the good loving giving and taking and is just Par for the course for the Fucko In question

My Soul weeps

Qucifer said...

...*sheepishly comes back In* I have been one to do that if I want someone gone ... sadly men are dense and they actually EXPLAIN who they are... as If!

Dope Fiend said...

heyhey thanx for following =D
and lollolllol this post was so funny. i was getting ready for a romantic story and i got cold water poured ll over me. lol sad times.
x

TS Sexy Chanel said...

I LOVE THIS BLOG I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A PERSONAL INVITE TO READ

Inside Jamari Fox said...

Rubber band ass. I love it.

Matthew J Rankin said...

I feel ya 100

Stephen said...

What a jerk... If I got to experience you, I would be back for more, & with good manners!

Tammy said...

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Pearl Bliss said...

Hi Toy,

Joey and I enjoy your blogging....and nominate you for a 2010 Kreativ Blogger Award.

We think your visuals, photos, and musings are fucking fantastic.

There are certain rulz around passing it on, so to speak. Check out our Kreativity post and fish around the net for details.

Have fun, and have more sex.

Yours in sexiness,
Pearl and Joey

yet another black guy said...

yikes!!!

Professor Locs said...

That is classic...lol

www.professorlocs.com

Keep writing!

Troy Moreno said...

That's a trip!
I, too, end things johnny-on-the-spot if someone can't recall me. I don't think I'm forgettable...

Names aren't so important but "who's this?" is too, too much. Ha!

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