Is it harder to find good ass or good dick??? This one question turned a living room of united friends into divided parties because no one could agree. Let me tell you what happened:
I was recently dating a guy whom all my friends really liked. He was one of the sexiest guys I’d met in a while. He had beautiful mocah skin that looked as if it had been kissd by the sun. A muscular build that was chiseled to perfection, almond shaped brown eyes, beautfiul teeth and a colgate smile. He was intelligent, versed in current affairs, able to hold a coversation and had a good job. And I was definantly sure I had hit the jackpot when he told me he didn’t have sex with anyone unless they dated atleast a month. I was in love …….for exactly 31 days...thats when we had sex and I realized his ass had no grip to it whatsoever. It was like humping air.
When I arrived at the dinner party alone they asked where he was and I told my distraught tale of the horrible sex. Dude had passed all the core classes and was about to graduate but couldn’t get the diploma because of one extra curricular class that he failed miserably, with a big fat "F". Bad sex was the deal breaker. Yea he passed in all other areas but if the sex isn’t there whats the point? We might as well just be friends. The only difference between my bestfriend and my lover is I have sex with my lover.
“It’s so hard to find good ass.” I said. The tops in the room agreed. The bottoms on the other hand looked mortified and felt some kind of way about my statement. And the daggers began to fly:
Nick: “If a bottom gives you “grade C” ass maybe its because he’s not turned on, or you have a little dick, or he got no foreplay, or you just aint doin it right.”
Tony: “You need to consider the type of pen stroking the paper. The thickness, length, curve, ability & agility,etc. Plenty of dudes think and believe they have Grade "A" dick when they have 'F'- dick..”
Cobie: "Sex is best when students of like performance and skill set are matched accordingly."A" students don’t mix with "C" students therefore "C" grade penis should not be looking for grade "A" ass. Tops need to stay in they grade range!!!"
Brian: “Well I do whats needed to keep my shyt tight so I aint worried. I get straight A's. But I think it could all just amount to the chemistry."
Nick: “If a bottom squeezes his ass long enough you will cum and let me assure you as a versatile man who likes dick and ass it’s harder to find good dick!”
Now people, my personal opinion means nothing outside of this web browser, however without a doubt I can promise it’s harder to find good ass. Hear me out. …Although every dick is different in size and shape, ANY dick will do the job because It’s all about the guys stroke and rhythm. On the other hand any bottom can make a man cum, but “good ass” is a combination of things including and most importantly grip which is totally out of a bottoms hands. When it’s barely there or gone, its gone. Its a wrap and he a wrap.
What do you think? Are you making the grade? Is it harder to find good ass or good dick?