PUSSY MANAGER

Anybody that is getting penetrated should not be broke. Point. Blank. Period. If you get fucked and you’re broke that means you’re not doing something right. You’re one of the many who require guidance. If I was your personal friend I’d help you. An ass manager or pussy manager is what you direly need.
 

DIRTY LOVE

As a recovering slut I’ve acquired sexual knowledge that it takes most people a lifetime to obtain. Therefore my sexual urges no longer control me. As much as I’m attracted to you I’m still likely to turn down your sexual proposition. All sex isn’t good sex.

~ Outdoor Sex- Knowing that anyone can see you at any moment adds to the thrill but for the most part outdoor sex is a terrible idea. Especially when you end up with mosquito bites in places that can’t easily be scratched.

~ Half-Hearted Sex- This is when one of the parties doesn’t really want to do it but does it anyway. Believe me when I tell you there’s nothing worse than getting a blow job from someone whose heart just isn’t in it.

~ Triple Overtime Sex- Sex that seems like it will never end. As a good friend of mine so eloquently put it- “You ain’t gon just be fuckin me all day.”
I’d always hear women complain about ‘one minute men’, so I figured that lasting for an hour would make me the man. But I found out that women (and later on most bottoms) don’t appreciate when you go so long that you turn their hole into the Lincoln tunnel. Triple Overtime Sex Defiantly demands the use of a “Wrap It Up” sign.

DESIGNER DICK

 

Everybody wants good dick. Bottoms want to fuck it and Tops want to have it. Dick is a beautiful thing. Especially if you fuck around and get you some Designer Dick. I’ve seen sane and sensible people do insane and irrational things all because of some good dick. If you’ve never had a ‘choice’ piece of meat then God bless your heart cuz you’ll be satisfied with any ol’ thing.

Like a designer bag or a couture gown, designer dick is all about quality. It feels good, its visually pleasing to the eye, it lasts longer than the average piece and its in limited supply. Its timeless; able to be appreciated by the young and the old. Designer Dick will have you Dicknotized, meaning putting up with a whole lot of crap just because the dick is good.

The taste of it invokes the insatiable whore in you. The fit is perfection. You fall in love because it’s consistent, you always know what you’re going to get. That’s luxury at it’s best….Some guys know how to work it but don’t have good dick. Some guys have an above average size cock but don’t have good dick. It's not his length or his width or any one thing in particular.

I know people who have ignored the advice of trusted friends and spent their last dime on a piece. Sometimes you just have to sacrifice. Those around you may not have been privileged enough to experience the good things in life. So they wouldn’t understand. I assure you there’s nothing like a custom made piece. If you've never had one don’t settle for less. You deserve the best. Get you some Designer Dick.